I have a new friend!!!
Hello everyone! Today I wanna introduce a new friend to u~~!!
She is Joanne Lim Jiew Joo, 22, in few hours time will be 23.
1. Joanne's biggest interest is in FOOD! She likes to order alot,
taste a bit and leave the rest to other people. From the photo
2. Unfortunately, she always get diarrhea after eating.
Food flows through her bowel smoothly, like traveling on
highways with smart tag.
4. "I will never ever pay for non-alcoholic drinks in any
5. She is a winning gambler, Silver Card holder in Genting Casino.
6. She likes to interrupt people when they are taking photos.
Whether her face is shown or not, she is always there...
9. Joanne is a pretty girl! "CHUN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. She is a gangster, but she has soft side too.
12. She is easygoing. Nobody will feel uncomfortable beside her.
16. She has a very flexible tongue. So, guys, u know la… Haha….
Although sometimes we really feel like strangling her, but....
Just kidding!
She is Joanne Lim Jiew Joo, 22, in few hours time will be 23.
She is from Malaysia. Currently stuck in Moscow.
Well, i have some fast facts about this girl, some with evidence
also.. Enjoy~~
also.. Enjoy~~
1. Joanne's biggest interest is in FOOD! She likes to order alot,
taste a bit and leave the rest to other people. From the photo
u can see her usual reaction when she sees food.
2. Unfortunately, she always get diarrhea after eating.
Food flows through her bowel smoothly, like traveling on
highways with smart tag.
3. She is the “Queen of Fart”. Her fart is loud and smelly!
not silent killer, but THUNDEROUS KILLER! Lately,
she is planning to sell her fart as biological weapon.
she is planning to sell her fart as biological weapon.
4. "I will never ever pay for non-alcoholic drinks in any restaurants in Moscow!"
Joanne Lim Jiew Joo, 8/3/09
5. She is a winning gambler, Silver Card holder in Genting Casino.
But recently, she said she feels “sien” and she has lost interest
in the casino because the only thing she does there is win.
6. She likes to interrupt people when they are taking photos.
Whether her face is shown or not, she is always there...
7. Her favorite pose when taking photos is sharp protrusion of
her lips. She will definitely be a good kisser.
8. She is noisy and loud. She likes to scream with high-pitch
in her room.
Sounds like a monster to you right?? actually..
9. Joanne is a pretty girl! "CHUN"!!!!!!!!!!!!!10. She is a good cook. She is currently leading MF food crew.
11. She is a gangster, but she has soft side too.
U see, she will be a good housewife (washing!) and a sexy
wife too (see her smooth and silky hair)
12. She is easygoing. Nobody will feel uncomfortable beside her. 13. Mr. S.E.X. said that she is a trustworthy girl.
She can keep personal secrets and she is the person that u can trust with some big mission.
She can keep personal secrets and she is the person that u can trust with some big mission.
14. She is single and available now, and she said she would
rather choose JOSH than VEE.
15. She has a big IKEA box of Maggie mee from Malaysia.
Visit her at room 405 if you are desperate.
Visit her at room 405 if you are desperate.
16. She has a very flexible tongue. So, guys, u know la… Haha….
Although sometimes we really feel like strangling her, but....she..........just....just....just won't die.........hahaha!!!
Just kidding!
We love you Joanne!
Happy 23rd birthday!!!
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